They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're altogether ookie,
The Addams Family.
Their house is ay museum
Where people come to see 'em.
They really are a scre-am,
The Addams Family.
Neat.
Sweet.
Petite.
So get your witch's shawl on--
A broomstick you can crawl on--
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.
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Oliver:
Green Acres is the place to be;
Farm living is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide--
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
Lisa:
New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dahling, I love you, but give me Pahk Avenue.
| Oliver: | Lisa: |
|---|---|
| The chores! | |
| The stores! | |
| Fresh air! | |
| Times Square! | |
| You are my wife! | |
| Good-bye, city life! |
Both: Green Acres, we are there!
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Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed,
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
And then one day he was shootin' at some food--
Up through the ground come a bubblin' crude:
Oil, that is.
Black gold.
Texas tea.
Well, the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire.
The kinfolk said, "Jed, move away from there."
Said, "Californy is the place you ought to be."
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverlee.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin' pools.
Movie stars.
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And now it's time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin' hepin' of their hospitality.
Hillbilly, that is.
Set a spell.
Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, hear?
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the Skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
for a three hour tour.
A three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this
uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan,
the Skipper, too,
a millionaire,
and his wife,
a moo-vie star,
the professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.
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Now this is the tale of our castways,
they're here for a long, long time,
they'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and the Skipper, too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable
in their tropic island nest.
No phone! no lights! no motor cars,
not a single luxuree,
like Robinson Ca-rusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week, my friends,
you're sure to get a smile,
from seven stranded castways,
here on "Gilligan's Isle."
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